Recruiter
I'm going to the recruiter in about 10 minutes, as soon as I tame my hair and shave. I'll talk about it when I get back.
Update: Ugh. Let's just say Stupidity: 1, Dave: 0. I forgot crucial items (I thought they were in my coat...) and didn't realize it until I got all the way there. Literally all of my money is put aside for my remaining Christmas shopping, so I can't get gas just yet; I had just enough gas to get there and back. Now I'll have to bum 10 bucks off a family member or siphon gas out of the truck or something so I can go tomorrow, bring the crucial items, and report then.